Ahem.
Bite me.

Bite me, bite me.
Bite me.

Bite me, bite me.
Bite me.
Bite me.

Seriously,
Bite me.

Why don’t you want to do me?

I hid my faults well.

You don’t even know the worst yet.

Touch my ass.

It’s nice.

Don’t you think?

Why not?

What’s wrong with you?

Oh, come on.

Just take your pants off.

I had sexual intercourse with your mother.

She is very mature.

She arouses me a great deal.

I kissed her lips.

I fondled her saggy breasts.

Then I humped her leg.

Her vagina was not too dry,

Her thighs rather supple.

Once I got her slacks off,

The pictures of your dad

Were no problem.

It’s never too early in the morning.

I’m on vacation.

Put it on the credit card.

Did you enjoy it?

Because you’re not getting

Any

Here

For a long

Fucking

Time.

Do you still want me?

How many?

Yeah?

Well, I’m gonna’ get

Me some too.

If they’ll have me.

I can tell just by looking at you

That you don’t deserve it.

I do!

Give it to me.

I’m old

And nobody remembered

To tease me.

It’s way too loud.

What, are they deaf?

Like me?

They don’t know how to have a good time.

They don’t know how to dress.

They can’t pay into Social Security.

They really don’t know how to run a nursing home.