Bite Me

January 20, 2011

Bite me.

Bite me, bite me.
Bite me.

Bite me, bite me.
Bite me.
Bite me.

Bite me.

Unrequited Love

January 20, 2011

Why don’t you want to do me?

I hid my faults well.

You don’t even know the worst yet.

Touch my ass.

It’s nice.

Don’t you think?

Why not?

What’s wrong with you?


January 20, 2011

Oh, come on.

Just take your pants off.

Your Mom

January 20, 2011

I had sexual intercourse with your mother.

She is very mature.

She arouses me a great deal.

I kissed her lips.

I fondled her saggy breasts.

Then I humped her leg.

Her vagina was not too dry,

Her thighs rather supple.

Once I got her slacks off,

The pictures of your dad

Were no problem.


January 20, 2011

It’s never too early in the morning.

I’m on vacation.

Put it on the credit card.

Cheating Bastard

January 20, 2011

Did you enjoy it?

Because you’re not getting



For a long



Do you still want me?

Slutty Whore

January 20, 2011

How many?


Well, I’m gonna’ get

Me some too.

If they’ll have me.


January 20, 2011

I can tell just by looking at you

That you don’t deserve it.

I do!

Give it to me.


January 20, 2011

I’m old

And nobody remembered

To tease me.

It’s way too loud.

What, are they deaf?

Like me?

They don’t know how to have a good time.

They don’t know how to dress.

They can’t pay into Social Security.

They really don’t know how to run a nursing home.