Kids On the Playground

January 20, 2011

Are you a boy or girl?

What is that on your face?

It’s a lip ring

Like on your mommy’s ear.


January 20, 2011

When I bind my tits

I have great posture,

An amazing boy silhouette

Or else just heartburn

And discomfort.

How is this better than a corset?

In Love Quickly

January 20, 2011

There are people,

For me,

For whom

Place and sobriety

Matter very little

To not at all.


January 20, 2011

I wish I could do pushups like you.

Apollo is so pretty.

You should bend him over.

Then let’s get a beer.

Teen Dance Movie

January 20, 2011

I could dance like that

If I was a teen dynamo.

Why didn’t anybody ever invest

In me like that?

I hate my parents.

And all teachers.

French Class

January 20, 2011

En Francais

S’il tu plait.

Well if

Tu plait,

I guess I must.

I Want a Pony

January 20, 2011

I don’t have a farm.

I don’t know what they eat.

I don’t know how to ride.

I hate responsibility.

I will name it Vanilla Sparkle Cupcake.

Zombies Riding on Dinosaurs

January 20, 2011

Man, it doesn’t get worse than that!

You are not safe within your tall tree house.

The zombies will climb up on

Their little green friends

And eat the brains right out of your head.

Don’t you wish you had a shotgun?

And a moat!

My Own Devices

January 20, 2011

Left to my own devices,

I can make a decent smoothie.

Can toast a piece of bread,

Open a bottle of wine,

And decide the correct hour.

When the power is out,

I can hide in the corner

And cower with a baseball bat.

Game Plan

January 20, 2011

Hole up in your place.

Don’t leave.

Help will come soon.

Don’t run.

Take cover.

Arm yourself.

Have an excellent escape plan.